Total Medals Earned: 143 (From 41 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,100 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
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Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 2/27 (15/1,000 points)
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/75 points)
Smash through a brick wall and survive!
find and ride Doug, the town drunk!
eat a super rare Pineapple!
Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds
break 20 hurdles in a single run
Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run
Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
Watch where you point that thing.
What were you doing?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 2/23 (10/540 points)
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 13/25 (80/275 points)
Gifts - 3 place
Gifts - 4 place
Height - 3 place
Height - 4 place
Helicopters - 3 place
Helicopters - 4 place
Length - 3 place
Length - 4 place
Gifts - 2 place
Helicopters - 2 place
Length - 2 place
Gifts - 1 place
Height - 1 place
Height - 2 place
Helicopters - 1 place
Length - 1 place
Gifts - Best
Height - Best
Helicopters - Best
Length - Best
Medals Earned: 11/21 (80/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Chicks before dicks.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!